IF:Old Fashioned

"Gawd...my parents are SOOO old fashioned...they only let my boyfriend Billy sleep over on weekends...they're afraid I'll be too tired for school if he stays over on weeknights..."

IF: When Acrobats Get Demoted...

"So...how do you feel about getting shot out of a cannon..."

Self-Portrait III

Couldn't leave out Sonics...they have great sweet tea...and awesome ice...but too often they get a little heavy on the ice and after three drinks...done...

I used to appreciate their foam cups until my daughter tried to steal my tea out of my hand...my reaction was 'squeeze hard as someone is trying to swipe the tea'...the result was my thumb going through the bottom of the cup and all my tea pouring into my lap...

As for my bowling shirt...RIP...it was the best $2.35 silk shirt I ever bought...unfortunately I ripped the armpits out of it while stretching one day...

IF: Dessert

"I hope you're coming to tell me he was playing in the brownie mix..."