Friday, July 24, 2009

IF: Things not to say on a pirate ship...


"Well back to the kitchen to slice some potatoes...you know what they say about idle hands..."

Friday, July 03, 2009

IF: Shaky


"The Feds told him the case against the mob was shaky without his testimony...I guess Pinocchio's nerves just got the better of him and he went into hiding..."