IF: The reason we were never conquered by the balloon people from space...

"And after we wipe out the Needle People from the planet Cacti we will take our reign of terror to Earth!"

IF:Hypochondriac sharks always wanting second opinions

"While I appreciate the fact you want a second opinion there are two big reasons why I know you don't have a broken bone in your leg..."

Much like the dental instructor our medical teacher often doesn't get my humor...or lack thereof...so I feel obligated to tell her sharks don't have bones but rather cartlidge...and no legs...

Everyone have a great Thanksgiving!!!